`%Barstool Prophet
`9I may be drunk, I may be old, but this here game is the best, so let it
`%Barstool Prophet
`9be told!
`%Bartender
`9Your rhymes get cheesier and cheesier as the days go by...
`%Elven Ranger
`9The forests are a dangerous place for the less experienced.
`%Barstool Prophet
`9So can this tavern..
`%Dwarven Fighter
`9Elves are so frail..
`%Barstool Prophet
`9Anyone care to buy an old man a drink?
`%Bartender
`9Stop blathering about prophet, and get yourself a real job.
`%Barstool Prophet
`9You would be wise to hear what I have to say..
`%Waitress
`9I am so overworked and underpaid..
