Seth fighting the Red Dragon

The Twenty Types of Legend of the
Red Dragon (LORD) Players:

Author: Michael Xavier Maelstrom.
Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

The LORD Player Types:

1. The *Real* L.O.R.D player - Sits at PC in home-fashioned suit of armor with long-sword unsheathed.

2. The *Real* L.O.R.D "role" player - always disrobes whenever she/he receives Romantic mail.

3. The L.O.R.D experience-hungry flirt - "OK, I've slept with all the Females and raked in 200,000 exp, how do I change my sex so I can flirt with all the males too!!"

4. The Way Powerful - "and then the Sysop used the Monster editor and Able's Minion did a piddling 26890909090309430340943093 damage. HOHOHOHEHEHEHAHAHA"

5. The Way Stupid - "Finally! Someone at level 12 logged on! I'm gonna kill them with my stick in an online duel, chaaarge!"

6. The Way Stupid (Part Deux) - "Alright! Someone at level 12 logged on! I'm gonna kill them with my stick in an online duel because I have 99 children! Chaaaaaaarge!"

7. The Massive Coward - "Oh No! A Tree! Run Away, Run Away!"

8. The Newbie - "What happens if I try to fight myself in an online duel?"

9. The Idiot Savant - "Come on, Kill me, I dare you! I'm the bestest!!!!"

10. The Paranoid Idiot Savant - "then I hit B in the forest and the Sysop stole all my gold!!!"

11. The Suck-Up Newbie - "If you don't kill me I'll send you 500 gold!!"

12. The IGM Cheater - "F", "L", Enter, "R", "T", "A", advances 1 level, (repeats 11 times) "S", Kills Dragon.

13. The IGM Cheat Whiner - Repeats steps in 12, "Whadaya mean I can't kill the dragon again today, I still have 400 turns left!!!!!"

14. The Not-Used-To-IGMs Whiner (Part 1) - "IGM cheaters are bad players!"

15. The Not-Used-To-IGMs Whiner (Part 2) - "Hi everyone in the L.O.R.D echo, how do you cheat in the following IGMs! "

16. The Not-Used-To-IGMS-Whiner becomes IGM-Cheat-Player `dawning rational': "Yeh, I know I used to say Cheating was bad, but.."

17. The Pseudo Megalomaniac - Sits at level 12 with 2 billion experience just to show everyone s/he's the best.

18. The Megalomaniac-Hater - Complains that only kiddies sit at level 12 with 2 billion experience to show off.

19. The *Real* Megalomaniac - Sits at level 12 with 2 billion experience the Sysop changes the win kills from 10 to 4 s/he has 1 kill, the Megalomaniac-hater has 3 kills. 3 days later the Megalomaniac has killed the Megalomaniac-Hater and won the game.

20. The Ultimate L.O.R.D Player - Sit, Red Dragon, Sit. Good Boy.

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