IGM hints and tips for WT-LORD! 



Acad's World BBS

Chuck Brogan, SYSOP

icq 7819450

e-mail: acad@maine.rr.com

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Copyright 1997-2004 Acad's World BBS, permission is granted to

distribute this file unaltered.



What's new:



01/11/04: Updated acronyms for Joseph's Revenge, added 15, deleted

          one.  Edited Lady Cara's Tea Parlor, The White House,

          Indian Joe's Horse Barn, Rue Morgue and other misc. edits.



Unsolved Secrets.....



There are quite a few secrets and hidden levels in some of the IGM's

yet to be discovered.  I have no idea how they work but they do exist.

Some of these secrets are very powerful and could get you to Level

12 from Level 1 and the power to kill the Dragon easily.  You can get

enough Experience, Strength, Defense, and Hit Points if you can find

these secrets.



I suspect one of these secrets may be in Dodge City using the "Pic of

Joe" from the TwiLight Zone. This one could be the secret to getting

enough experience and power to get to Level 12 from Level 1 in one

fast step.  The secret may be in a gun fight, just a guess.



Other yet to be discovered secrets are in the TwiLight Zone and the

Evergreen Cemetery.  Evergreen has many secrets yet to be discovered.



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This file can be downloaded and printed. Select download after

reading.  After download rename from bulletin.bbs to bulletin.txt

and open with any text editor.



WIN95-XP PRO default telnet program does not support downloading of

files. The Terminal option allows you to log all text to a file called

telnet.log and save to the default folder on your computer.  When

you start logging you are prompted for a name and saving location.

You should name the file igmhints.txt and save it.  Once you have

viewed this file, stop logging.



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Other Places.... (In Game Modules, IGM)



The IGMs are very powerful enhancements to the regular LORD game.

You can advance very quickly using them if done properly.  They are

displayed in a random order.  Don't just start at #1 and go down the

list.  Experiment each time you play as your level will make a

difference in the value or worth of each one.  It is easy for a first

time player to get a million or more experience points on the first

day of play.  An experienced player may even be able to slay the

Red Dragon on the first day of a new game.



These hints are not "cheats" they are added features.  You're not in

Kansas anymore or just pressing keys.  There is a strategy to using

all of the IGMs and the hints.  If done properly (plus some luck)

you will defeat the Red Dragon every time you play.



Many of the IGMs are interactive with other IGMs.  What you do in the

linked IGMs may have an outcome in other IGMs, experiment.



The interactive IGMs are Dodge City, Mad Mage's Tavern, Rue Morgue,

Our Town, Mad Dog, Witch Doctor's Hut, TwiLight Zone, Indian Joe's

Horse Barn, wcXFiles, Evergreen Cemetery, The White House, and

Lady Cara's Tea Parlor. 



The keys to press and passwords are shown in capital letters but they

aren't required to be entered in caps unless noted.



Some IGMs now have a time limit and will kick you for inactivity if

you just sit at a menu and do nothing.  You'll get a 60 second warning

then out! An error file has also been added to keep a log of callers

who drop carrier in the IGMs.  This is in-addition to the WT-LORD

error file.  It allows a Sysop to quickly identify problem players.



Players have been known to drop carrier on purpose in WT-LORD to try

to get their character hung online so other players can't attack them.

"This usually leads to their character being DELETED from the game by

the Sysop."



The hints are for WT-LORD IGMs produced by Joseph Watson of the

Farpoint BBS and only work in the registered or Freeware versions.



If you have a hint or secret and wish to share it,  I'll add it giving

you credit for helping all of us.



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Ask Bill Clinton v2.2



This IGM is still available but not expected to be updated.



Bonus: At main menu



Press C for Confucius, gives you a forest fight and some gems.

Press M for Monica, same rewards.

Press H for Hillary, same rewards.

Press J for Janet, same rewards.



v2.1 (E)xplore has been increased to 15 searches. 

v2.2 (H)illary and (J)added.

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Blacksmiths Shop: v2.9 Compiled 01/07/2000



Bonus:



Press H and B and get some extra defense, not a lot (4 per letter)

but it all adds up with the other IGMs.



Press J and gain Hit Points.



Bonus: v2.9 (Zurock)



Press S and Stoke the Fire, gain Defense and Attack Points.

Press F and grab an Ember from the Fire, lose some Experience.



Bonus:



Press C and peek thru a crack in the wall and see the Blacksmith's

wife. Get 10,000 in gold, 1,000 Experience points, and 25 Gems. A real

easy way to get to level 4 after defeating the Red Dragon.



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Bob's Beer: v2.9



Secret Level: 



While X brings you to "The Green Door" X isn't the password.



At main menu press, shift backslash (\).



This secret level is based on the porno movie of the same name.

Try one of the actor's names or perhaps who wrote the IGM!

Female players should use JOSEPH or WATSON

Male players should use MARILYN or CHAMBERS

CHAMBERS seems to have better results for male players.

This hint only works in v2.9 and only for male players.

Reply with GREEN PANTIES and get 10,000 in gold. The Daily News

will announce "PlayerName Went Green in Marilyn's Chamber!"



Press L and visit Lisa Marie! (Jason Flythe)



Press E P L C B J U & O



Some are fluff and do nothing others may give rewards.



Press W and enjoy meeting Stephanie! or Walt!



Reward:



      10,000 Experience Points



v2.9 allows you to (S)lam 15 beers!



These two routines only work from 12:01pm Thursday to 11:59pm Sunday.



Press J and visit the Blues Brothers. (Jason Flythe)

Various small rewards, Jake and Elwood await you.



   Rawhide = Elwood

   Some Lovin = Jake

   Harmonica = Elwood



Press $ shift 4, Crap game, win some gold, helpful at lower levels.



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The Brewery v1.0



Press B and buy the Band a round of beers, unsure of rewards.



Bonus: (John Bundy)



After buying the Band a round, press R and make a song request.

Get some gold and gems or some damage to your character if you get

a kick in the groin.



Press T (Tip the Waiter) 5 times! Be rewarded with what's under the

table, Gold, Charm, Hit Points, or Experience. Doing this 5 or 6

times to work without any problems and it keeps the cops from busting

you.



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Dodge City v1.4



Things to save and use in other IGMs:



Green Blow Fly used in Mad Mage's Tavern

Fly Swatter used in Mad Mage's Tavern

Snot Rag used in Witch Doctor's Hut

Bucket of Lard used in Witch Doctor's Hut



Things to save and use in this IGM:



Case of TNT

Ice Pick

VIP pass



Secret Level: Eulee's Gold Mine (Bluebird & Keritz)



Press E at Main Menu. Boom!!! BOOM!!! You'll find millions in gold

here! The higher the level the more you'll find.



Fighting Savages can be very rewarding experience wise. A level 11

player can get 4 to 5 million experience points if they are strong

enough to beat the savages.



O.K. Coral:



Stop shooting me! My aim may be a tad off but Clint Not East Westward

is a sure kill, unless you have a real slow connection. If you want a

million in gold fight Wyatt The Burper Earp, after pressing number 8

quickly press D three times and get the gold.



If you have a "VIP pass" or a "VIP pass" and an "Ice Pick" choose to

fight Sharon Make Me Moan Stone. You may have to Press D three times

quickly for this to work. You'll get some good rewards but a better

use of the VIP pass would be to use it in the Saloon.



The Saloon:



Upon entering Press P and contaminate the water and have a good

laugh. Get 10,000 experience points, 5 Gems, and 10 each of Defense

and Strength. (Jeff Carico)



Look for a Companion: Go ahead and do it.



If you have the "VIP pass":



Return and Press 8 and go to "The Edge of Forever with Jenteal."

The reward: 200 each of Defense and Strength! This can be repeated

as many times an you have "VIP" passes. 5 "VIP" passes and you'll have

an extra 1000 points of defense and strength!



General Store:



Only works in v1.2 and below. When at General Store Press B and

get "Your Boots Shined" and get 10 Charm points. (Jeff Carico)



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Evergreen Cemetery: v3.0



Things to save and use in other IGMs:



Peace Pipe used in Indian Joe's Horse Barn

Porcupine used in Indian Joe's Horse Barn

Dog Bone used In The Mad Dog

Dog Toy used in The Mad Dog

Purple Rose used in Our Town

Yellow Rose used in Our Town

Holy Bible used in The Rue Morgue

Unused Condom used in The Rue Morgue

Used Condom used in The TwiLight Zone

Skeleton Key used in The Witch Doctor's Hut

IMAC Computer used in The Witch Doctor's Hut

Voodoo Doll used in the Witch Doctor's Hut

XXX Video used in WitchDoctor's Hut

Potion Jar used in The Witch Doctor's Hut

Ugly Stick used in The White House



Things to save and use in this IGM:



Crystal Key

Glowing Crystal

Magical Key

Unused Condom

23rd Psalms

Bear Trap

Jar of Honey

Black Candle



Things to save and use in this IGM that will sell for the price

of the last item sold or offered for sale. (Dell Bond told me this

one several years back and I sort of ignored it until I realized

the real value of it.)



Earth Worm

Newspaper

Wiper Blades

Golf Club

Gold Club

False Tooth

Aikido Manual

Orange Orb

Dead Battery

Popcorn

Theatre Ticket



An example of the value of this secret:



You have a "Blue Diamond" which sells for 10,000,000 per level. You

offer it for sale and reply N for no, then you sell one of the above

items and it sells for the same price as offered for the Blue Diamond.

You don't have to sell the "Blue Diamond" you can use it over and over

each day and still get the extra gold.



Main Menu Bonus:



Press A ten times and get ten extra forest fights. Now you could

just press 1 and do it the quick way!



Main Menu Bonus:



Press I and see The Iman, fluff? 



Main Menu Secret Level: Isle of Crystalis



If You have a "Crystal Key" Press R and get to Island of Crystalis!

   IGM hints and tips for WT-LORD! Copyright 2004 Acad's World BBS



Bonus:



Press E 3 times, beyond that results in damage to your character.



Bonus: (Zurock)



While at the Island of Crystalis Press F and the Fair Maiden bends

over if you have a 150 or more in Charm. hmmm....



Bonus:



10 extra "Digs" in the Cemetery, Press G if you have The "Glowing

Crystal".  



Main Menu Secret Level: The Temple of Angus



If you have a "Magical Key" Press U if you have an "Unused Condom"

and get to The Temple of Angus. You'll get a reward plus a

"Skeleton Key" to use in The Witch Doctor's Hut.



Bonus:



Press B and get a reward! Unsure of rewards.



Bonus:



Press H if you have the "Heavenly Halo" from the Rue Morgue, and

visit Venus. You'll get at least one kid and perhaps much more.



Main Menu Secret Level: The UnderWorld



Press C password DEATH, The UnderWorld! You can get 10 extra forest

fights and 20 gems with this routine. Once at the UnderWorld menu

press S, "the Scent of something dead." Press S again,

"the AIR smells fresh." Do it with the Dead press G, Do you believe

in Ghosts, Press D again and then E and see the Exorcist message,

and you have your forest fights and gems.



Bonus:



Sleep in The UnderWorld if a casket is available. Press CCC and exit

the game safely for the night.



Added to v2.0



Main Menu Secret Level: Valley of Death



If you have "The 23rd Psalms" Press M. The Valley of Death,

many rewards at this level including a "Black Diamond" You can sell it

from the Main Menu after leaving the Valley of Death and get five

million per level. Level 2, 10 million and a level 12 gets 60 million

in gold!



Main Menu Bonus: The Bear Trap



If you have a "Bear Trap" press B and set a trap for the next player

entering the IGM or save for later use. Once you set the "TRAP" your

poor victim will suffer severe damage to their character. Their Charm

will be cut in half and their Hit Points will suffer a temporary loss,

other damage may be inflicted. You could be the victim of a Bear Trap

and it appears that there is no defense to protect you. When you set

a "Bear Trap" you get a "Blue Diamond". The "Blue Diamond" sells for

10,000,000 per level and is the best item you can have for gold value.



Main Menu Random Event: Bad news and the Bear (A VERY BAD THING):



Once in a while when digging you may have "A VERY BAD THING" appear,

The BEAR, (about 6-8 times stronger than the Devil) and he will kill

you and kick you from the IGM. A Fairy may save you but not always.

You're still alive in the regular part of LORD just dead in the IGM.

You'll lose all your gold and gems that you had gained in the IGM and

had brought into the IGM. If you have a "Jar of Honey" you might be

saved from certain death if the Bear decides he likes your "Honey" or

idea. If the "Jar of Honey" saves you from death it turns into a

"Smoke Bomb" which may be a secret for protecting you from a

"Bear Trap" or maybe not.



Main Menu Random Event: Pandora's Box.



If you OPEN Pandora's Box, five players are attacked at random. Online

players are not attacked and this routine checks first to see if enough

players are in the game (new game just started) for the attack to occur.



Damage to victims:  -50 Strength Points

                    -50 Defense Points

                    50% loss of Gold in Hand

                    50% loss of Gems

                    10% loss of Gold in Bank

                    10% loss of Experience Points



Main Menu Secret Level: The Chambers of Death



I'm sure that there are some hidden secrets yet to be found at

this level.



Meet a Zombie here and maybe even me, Zombie Chuck if you're female.



If you have a "Black Candle" Press X and have your choice of 3

Zombies to fight. Don't try this w/o a "Black Candle" you WILL lose

and be punished! The Zombies are about six times more powerful than

The Tall Man in The Rue Morgue and you will die.



Reward:



593,598 in Experience Points

2,606,220 in Gold



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The Fountain of Life v1.1



The Ultimate and to the point IGM! Have a Fairy? Release it here and

bring a dead player back to life! Now you can save a Fairy for later

use or another day? Press O and visit the Fairy Bank! You can now

bank three Fairies for later use!



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Indian Joe's Horse Barn v1.4



Main Menu Bonus:



Press W and get some Wild Weed, works in all versions.



Main Menu Bonus: (Dell Bond)



ON'UM WARPATH!

If you have the "Bow and Arrow" found in The Rue Morgue Press O

and "Scalp" another player.



Damage to other player:



    Charm cut in half

    Defense -25

    MaxHp -35

    Lose All Gold in hand



Main Menu Bonus:



Indian Joe wants to party! If you have the "Peace Pipe" found in The

Evergreen Cemetery, press P.



Rewards:



    1,000,000 Experience Points

    1,000,000 in Gold



Main Menu Bonus:



Visit the Teepee and Squaw! If you have the "Yellow Backpack" found in

the TwiLight Zone Press T and double the gold in your Bank Account.

This secret appears to work only if the amount of your doubled gold is

less than one billion.



Main Menu Bonus: (Jeff Carico)



Press I and learn the Story of the Choctaw Indian Nation and

"The Trial of Tears."



  Reward:  50 Gems 



Main Menu Bonus: v1.3



The most dangerous and controversial addition to the game of LORD!

You can take away a Dragon kill from another player but you run the

50% risk of losing a Dragon kill of your own. The rules of are 

simple, you must have 5 or more Dragon kills and the person you use

it on, must also have 5 or more Dragon kills.



If you have the "Porcupine" from the Evergreen Cemetery press A.



Comment: v1.4



The rules of the "Porker" attack have been changed! With the v1.3

version a player could be attacked many times the same day and lose a

Dragon Kill each time, (if they were successful) major oversight.

GOOD NEWS!!! Now, you can only lose one Dragon Kill per day. The

concept of the "Porker" was and is to provide a means of having a

"tie break-er" of sorts.



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Joseph's Revenge: v1.9



A new twist has been added to this v1.8. If you enter the correct

acronym and make a choice of what to steal, and enter the Victim name,

the Victim may awaken and catch you. You get off easy, if you were

foolish enough to bring gold into the IGM you will loose half of it.



v1.9 some typos have been corrected, new acronyms added, getting

caught stealing rewritten, and another punishment for stealing

certain items has been added and more new acronyms added.



Here are some acronyms to get you started, they can be entered in

either upper or lower case. Thanks to Bluebird, WitchDoctor, John

Johnson, Zurock, cyberdemo, Joe & Bart Carpenter, Boon, Camf, Keritz,

Chris Wright, Lisa Smith, Sixto, Sherry Jewell, Nick Johnson, Who Me?,

MsKatie, Mad Scientist, ASSASIN1984ST, Joe Shome, John Bartley, and

confuzin, Lady Hawke, Avenging Angel, One Nut, Jeff Carico, Ali Vera,

Jan, Rick Bagley, Earl Pitts, Jeff Vbribe and many others for their

help with this list, there are 285 acronyms in the IGM.



1 HUMAN YEAR EQUALS 7 DOG YEARS

2 BITS, 4 BITS, 6 BITS A DOLLAR

4 QUARTERS IN A DOLLAR

5 FINGERS ON A HAND

6 DAYS, 7 NIGHTS

7 DAYS IN A WEEK

9 INNINGS IN A BASEBALL GAME

10 YEARS IN A DECADE

12 INCHES IN A FOOT

12 MONTHS IN A YEAR

13 DOUGHNUTS IN A BAKER'S DOZEN

24 HOURS IN A DAY

26 LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET

32 OUNCES IN A QUART

52 CARDS IN A DECK

60 MINUTES IN AN HOUR

60 SECONDS IN A MINUTE

76 TROMBONES

88 KEYS ON A PIANO

100 CENTS IN A DOLLAR

5280 FEET IN A MILE

A FIFTH OF BEETHOVEN

A NIGHT AT THE APOLLO

A TISKET A TASKET A GREEN AND YELLOW BASKET

ACAD'S WORLD

AMERICAN PIE

AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

AND I LOVE HER BY THE BEATLES

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DOLLAR

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?

AREA 51: DREAMLAND

ART BELL'S DREAMLAND

AS THE WORLD TURNS

ASK BILL CLINTON

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

BEAM ME UP SCOTTY

BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR

BEND OVER, I'M DRIVING

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

BILL GATES: CHAIRMAN OF MICROSOFT

BLONDE'S HAVE MORE FUN

BOB'S BEER

BODY HEAT

BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A BABE

BRUCE LEE: ENTER THE DRAGON

BUBBA'S ADULT CLUB

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

BY HOOK OR BY CROOK

CAN YOU DIG IT?

CANDY'S DANDY BUT LIQUOR'S QUICKER

CARNAL KNOWLEDGE

CAT'S IN THE CRADLE

CATCH THE WAVE

CATHERINE ZETA JONES

COAST TO COAST AM

COCA-COLA

COFFEE TEA OR ME

COME OUT COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE

Copyright 1997-2004 Acad's World BBS

DALLAS COWBOYS: AMERICA'S TEAM

DALLAS COWBOYS: JOE'S TEAM

DANA SCULLY IS IN LOVE WITH JOSEPH

DANA SCULLY LOVES JOSEPH

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS

DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

DISCO FEVER

DO THE HUSTLE

DODGE CITY

DON'T BE A SQUARE

DON'T BE CRUEL

DON'T BELIEVE A WORD HE SAID

DON'T ROCK THE CRADLE

DON'T ROCK THE BOAT

DON'T TELL ME YOU SAID THAT

DONNA SUMMER IS THE QUEEN OF DISCO

DRESS FOR SUCCESS

EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY

EAT HERE, GET GAS

ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

EVERGREEN CEMETERY

EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE

EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS

FARPOINT BBS

FEEL THE HEAT

FEELS SO GOOD

FEET OF FLAMES (PREVIOUSLY, FEAR OF FLYING)

FIFTH OF BEETHOVEN

FIT TO BE TIED

FOR YOUR INFORMATION

FOX MULDER AND DANA SCULLY

FROM HERE TO ETERNITY

GET UP AND BOOGIE

GIN WILL MAKE YOU SIN

HARD DAY'S NIGHT

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLES

HASTE MAKES WASTE

HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL

HAVE IT YOUR WAY

HE'S DEAD JIM

HEART OF GOLD

HENRY THE 8TH I AM

HERBIE, THE LOVE BUG

HOLD YOUR HORSES

HOW BIG A BOY ARE YOU?

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?

HOW THE WEST WAS WON

HUNTER HURST HELMSLEY

I FEEL GOOD

I FEEL YOUR PAIN

I GET MY KICKS ON ROUTE 66

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE

I'LL BE BACK

I'M AN OKIE FROM MUSKOGEE

I'M TOO SEXY

IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT

IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT

INDIAN JOE'S HORSE BARN

INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER

IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE

JAMES BOND, 007

JAMES BROWN, THE GODFATHER OF SOUL

JAIL HOUSE ROCK

JENNA JAMESON GIVES GOOD HEAD

JESSE THE BODY VENTURA

JOHN WAYNE IN: THE COWBOYS

JOSEPH LOVES CATHERINE ZETA JONES

JOSEPH WATSON LOVES GILLIAN ANDERSON

JOSEPH'S REVENGE

JUST DO IT

JUST KISS AND SAY GOODBYE

KATIE BAR THE DOOR

KING OF THE ROAD

LADIES NIGHT OUT

LAST TANGO IN PARIS

LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE

LEAVE IT TO BEAVER

LEELEE SOBIESKI IS A BABE

LEGEND OF THE RED DRAGON

LESS IS MORE

LET THE GOODTIMES ROLL

LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE WALKING

LISA BOYLE IS FINE

LIFE GOES ON

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES

LIVE A LITTLE, LOVE ALOT

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

LIVING ON TULSA TIME

LOCKED, COCKED AND READY TO ROCK

LOVE POTION #9

MADONNA IS A SLUT

MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL

MARILYN MONROE'S: THE 7 YEAR ITCH

MARK MCGUIRE HIT 70 HOMERUNS

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

MEN IN BLACK

MIGHTY JOE YOUNG

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

MONDAY HIGHT FOOTBALL

MOONLIGHT FEELS RIGHT 

NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE

NATIONAL AERONAUTICS SPACE ADMINISTRATION

NICOLE KIDMAN IS TO DIE FOR

OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL

ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG

OPEN MOUTH INSERT FOOT

PERSONAL COMPUTER

PUT UP OR SHUT UP

REBECCA LORD IS A HOT FRENCH BABE

RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS

REMEMBER THE ALAMO

RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT

RONALD MCDONALD

ROSEANN BARR IS A SKANK

ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO

SAME OLD SHIT

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR IS SEXY

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

SAY IT ISN'T SO JOE

SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE SUMMER BY ALICE COOPER

SHANIA TWAIN IS A BABE

SHANIA TWAIN IS FINE

SIX FLAGS OVER TEXAS

SIX OF ONE AND A HALF DOZEN OF ANOTHER

SONG OF THE SOUTH

SONNY AND CHER

SOUTH OF THE BORDER

STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK

STAR TREKKING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

STARGATE SG-1

STARTREK ENTERPRISE

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

SWEET GEORGIA BROWN

SWEET SIXTEEN

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

TAKE ME DRUNK, I'M HOME AGAIN

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT

TEA FOR TWO

TERI POLO IS CUTE

TEXAS: THE LONESTAR STATE

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY

THAT'S ALL FOLKS

THE 6TH SENSE

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

THE 12TH PLANET

THE ART BELL SHOW

THE BEAT GOES ON

THE BIG EASY

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED

THE FLINTSTONES

THE GHOST AND MR. CHICKEN

THE MAD MAGE'S TAVERN

THE MASK OF ZORRO

THE RIGHT STUFF 

THE RUE MORGUE

THE SCENT OF A WOMAN

THE SOUND OF MUSIC

THE TEXAS RANGERS

THE TIDE IS HIGH

THE TONIGHT SHOW

THE TWILIGHT ZONE

THE THREE STOOGES

THE WITCH DOCTOR'S HUT

THE WORLD WIDE WEB

THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS

THREE DOG NIGHT

TONY ORLANDO AND DAWN

TOUR GUIDE BARBIE

UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT

VAN HALEN: HOT FOR TEACHER

WE GOT THE BEAT

WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD

WHEN IN DOUBT, WHIP IT OUT

WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY?

WHERE'S THE BEEF

WHICH WAY DID HE GO

WILDCAT BBS

WILDCAT TOURNAMENT LORD

WINDOW ZP

WINDOWS NT

WINE ME, DINE ME, 69 ME

WOLFENSTEIN 3D

WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND

WORKING NINE TO FIVE

WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT

WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION

YAHOO INTERNET LIFE

YELLOW SUBMARINE BY THE BEATLES

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK

YOU MUST BE JOKING

ZORRO: THE GAY BLADE

XTREME FOOTBALL LEAGUE

ZZTOP



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Lady Cara's Tea Parlor: v1.0



There are three secrets here that I am aware of:



Press B if you have a "Bloody Bowl" from the Rue Morgue and attack

another player. (Lady Cara)



Damage to player: loss of 10% of the players Max. Hit Points.



Press P if you have a "Pic of Joe" from the TwightLight Zone. 

(Lady Cara)        



    Rewards:  55 Hit Points

              10 Strength Points

              60 Defense Points

               1 Kid



Press X if you are in High Sprits (You'll see this as you Enter the

Game of LORD for the first time each day.) and have over a 100 in 

Charm.  "Service" another Player, you and your pick each get a kid.

Not sure if anything else happens. If you try this routine in "Low"

Sprits or have less than a 100 in Charm you get kicked from IGM before

you can talk to Lady Cara.



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The Mad Dog v1.7



The real purpose of this IGM is to "Hire" the Mad Dog to drag another

player out of an IGM that they may be hiding in. While this doesn't

always work it may damage the other player or the Mad Dog may be

caught by the Dog Catcher. (no damage to you)



The Option to "Hire" the Mad Dog is on the Main Menu.



If you have the "Dog Toy" found in the Evergreen Cemetery you get a

second chance of "Hiring" the Mad Dog to drag a player out of an IGM,

if the first try fails or just to do more damage.



Press G if you have the "Dog Bone" found in the Evergreen Cemetery.

Choose a player and have them step in "Doggie Do Do." Damage is severe.



Player loses:  50% Charm

               50% Gold in Bank

               15 Strength Points

               15 Defense Points

               25 Max. Hit Points



"Stepping in Doggie Do is not a good thing to do..."

               

These two secret key options appear to be unchanged and seem to be

safe to try three times each. Unsure if there is any value to them.



Press B, you bite the Mad Dog

Press F, Fido is my Daddy



Versions below v1.7



Bonus: (Zurock)



Press B, you bite the Mad Dog

Press F, Fido is my Daddy

Press G, the Mad Dog growls



Comment: Fluff? Try them 3 times each anyway, never seems to hurt.

Get some extra Forest Fights and maybe a little extra experience.



If you have a Dog Toy from the Evergreen Cemetery you can "Hire" the

Mad Dog to attack another player a second time. The Option is on the

Menu.



The Mad Dog can be Hired to drag a player out of an IGM that they are

hiding in. You can never be completely safe hiding in an IGM.



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Mad Mage Tavern: v2.7



Hiding for the night:



Works 50% of the time if you bring at least a million in GOLD.

Once in the IGM "Flirt" with either the Waiter or Waitress.

Type SLEEP and you exit the game in a "SAFE" manner. You can't be

attacked from the regular LORD game.



Visit the Bathroom and Press D, get 15 Defense points if you cough

up "A Huge Floater."



If you have the "Green Blow Fly" from Dodge City and the "Green Puss"

from the Rue Morgue you can set a real cool trap for the next person

to use the Bathroom! They lose half of their "gold in hand" and half

of their charm. The best part is they get a message telling them who

set the trap! If we could only see their face! Press I to activate.

If you have a "Fly Swatter" from Dodge City you are safe from being

attacked by the Big Green Blow Fly.



Have a Drink: Be sure to have two of everything and get a few extra

rewards, an extra skill point for starters!



Talk To Mage: A certain word that I won't print (begins with an F)

might get you a little extra reward once in a while. Try typing MAD.

Unsure of rewards or what happens if you try it more than two times.



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Merry Christmas: 2002



Bonus: At main menu



Press S Santa Claus, and get at least 10,000 extra gold per level.

Press M Mrs, Claus, same rewards.

Press E Elf's working on toys, same rewards.



Once in a while the "Gods will be smiling" and you will get a bonus by

pressing those keys. Greater rewards!



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Mines of Avalon: v2.4 and below



This is more of an observation or strategy rather than a secret.

Once in a while you will "Strike it Rich" while digging and get maybe

a million or two in gold. If you "Strike it Rich" while at level 8

you get 15 million! Plan accordingly for that one.



Versions above v2.4 you may get 15 million at level 8 once in a while

but usually just 2 million.



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Our Town: v3.1



Bonus: Main Menu



Visit the Drug Store:



Press L and then P and get a little surprise and bonus!

Pressing other letters might get the sheriff on your back!



Bonus: Main Menu



Go to High School:



Get an A+ in Sex Ed Class, do the "unspeakable!" At main menu visit

"High School" press T and Y of course! Get 10,000 experience

points and 10,000 in gold per level.



Comment: This was a sure thing, was....

With v2.8 things are a bit different! You may not be able to perform

as before. A few other secrets have been added to this upgrade!



New secret added to High School, press H and go to Home Ec. Get

some goodies and once in a while "enjoy" one of the students.



Visit the Jocks: Have a "Gerbil" from the Rue Morgue? Talk to Uri

and press G and make Uri happy!



Rewards:



   100 Gems

   15 Charm

   $1,000,000 in Gold

   100,000 Experience Points



Visiting the Cheerleaders:



Secret level:



Press C upon entering this option and meet Alecia. If you have the

"Yellow Rose" from the Evergreen Cemetery, press Y and get a reward.

The "Yellow Rose" turns into "Yellow Panties" in the Evergreen

Cemetery, that you can sell for a $1,000,000 in gold per level.





Press L for Lendy. If you have the "Purple Rose" from the EverGreen

Cemetery press P and take a peek! Unsure of reward in this IGM but

the "Purple Rose" you had in EverGreen turns into "Pink Panties"

that you can sell for a $1,000,000 per level.



Secret:



Once in a while the school principal will appear and give you a

warning. Sometimes he just loses it and has a good time with you

(good for him not for you) and you lose your gold plus your dignity.

If you have the "Redneck Rage" from the Rue Morgue your good

"ol' Cousin Jim Bob" will appear and give the perverted principal

an "Old fashion ass whippin." You limp away with several million in

gold. The principal could appear more than once so be prepared.



Bonus: Main Menu



Love Bug



If you have the "Benwah Balls" from the Rue Morgue press B and make

Cherry glow!



Reward:

 

   30 Gems

    1 Lay

    1 Kid

    7 Forest Fights



I had to go to the author to get this one straight! Try pressing D

for a message, fluff? You can also press 'O' 3 times for some extra

rewards, more than 3 times and you WILL do damage to your character.



Bonus: Main Menu



Go to Church 



Extra forest fights (50) very helpful at the higher levels (10-12),

make a donation. If you donate enough to bring the donations over a

million dollars you get the extra forest fights and the missionaries

get the aid to help the worlds needy! Don't come empty handed.

Make a donation regardless!



The most frequently missed questions when Going to School:



Castrated Bull = STEER

Dallas Cowboys = IRVING, TEXAS

Father of Black and White Photography = ANSEL ADAMS

Mountain in Oregon = MT. HOOD

River Texas/Oklahoma = RED RIVER

Star Trek = GENE RODDENBERRY

The Texas Rangers = ARLINGTON, TEXAS



Since you're in Church anyway why not visit the Exorcist. Praying for

another player helps that player.



   Rewards: 5 Charm Points

            5 Defense Points

            5 Strength Points

            5 Max. Hit Points

        

Bonus: Main Menu (Camf)



While at the Pizza Parlor Press W and guess what DaddyX slams down

with his pizza! Reply with WINE.



Rewards: Could be level based.



       2 Strength Points

       2 Defense Points

       3 Forest Fights

       10 Gems



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Rue Morgue: v2.0 Build:1



Things to save for use in other IGMs:



Lipstick used in The White House.

Cowboy Boots used in The White House

Mustard used in The White House

Bloody Bowl used in Lady Cara's Tea Parlor

Heavenly Halo used in Evergreen Cemetery

Green Puss used in Mad Mage's Tavern

FBI Badge used in wcXFiles 

Medical Dictionary used in wcXFiles

Red Neck Rage used in Our Town

Benwah Balls used in Our Town

Gerbil used in Our Town

Severed Chicken Head used in Witch Doctor's Hut (Bill Johnson}

Bow and Arrow used in Indian Joe's Horse Barn 

Chrome Thing used in TwiLight Zone

Eboli Virus used in TwiLight Zone

Magic Wand used in TwiLight Zone

Funny Duck used in the TwiLight Zone



Things to save and use in this IGM:



Aids Virus

Ace of Spades

Iron Lung

Key of the Dead

Scuba Gear

Meatlocker Key

Penile Implant

Penis Extender

Nipple Ring

Dog Leash



Things to save and use in this IGM that will sell for the price

of the last item sold or offered for sale. I'm sure there are

many more items besides these.



Dead Amarillo       Vocal Cord         Cat Gut

Pentagram           Guillotine         Chicken Breast

Green Worm          Penis Pump         Road Map

Green Apple         Parachute          Mouse Trap

Slab of Bacon       Knee Pad           Banana Peel

Rubber Hose         Rogaine            Dead Flowers

Breast Pump         Brain Matter       Sugar Free Jello

Dental Floss        Wooden Incisor     Vaseline

Box of Tang         Power Ring         Black Olive

Tuna Fish           Large Wart         Witch Video

Snake Fang          Unborn Fetus       Cigar Box

Beef Jerky          Pencil             Rivet



Penile Implant & Penis Extender:



"Speak to Morticia" Press F for "Penile Implant" or X for

"Penis Extender" and you'll get at least 10,000 experience points

for each one you use.



Nipple Ring: (Bill Johnson)



"Speak to Morticia" and press N same rewards.



Another tip from Bill, while "Speaking to Morticia" say a few dirty

words to her and she'll get off!



Comments:



You bet she will! And it will appear in the Daily News! But if you

say the wrong dirty words you will be less charming or worse! You

might even press D since you're here anyway. Morticia has nothing

to hide, show her what you have!



Got a 150 in Charm or more? Press L and get on your knees!



Ace of Spades:



"Ace of Spades" can be used to Resurrect a dead player.

"Speak to Morticia" S and press A and enter player name! The

player is brought back to life for you to kill or be killed by

another player online if you aren't fast enough!



Comments:



This is quite different from pressing R at main menu and

"Resurrecting a player" if you have the right amount of gold.

That player is quite safe from attack by another player until the

Resurrected player comes online. Usually this is done by a friend or

partner. Completely legal and honest, no big deal. However, once in a

while someone gets the less-than-bright idea of opening a duplicate

account and brings their main character back to life. That's no big

deal either, I just delete them, no big deal.



Other Keys to Press at Main Menu:



F, "I feel your pain." Doesn't appear to do any damage.



K, damages Hit Points, unsure if it ever helps.



Press T "Tease Mordrid" if you have an "Unused Condon" in the

Evergreen Cemetery. You may not like the punishment but you will love

getting about a 100 Strength and Defense points plus a few gems and

some other goodies.



Buying Candy C option, once there press B and reply Y or N for

some Bubble Gum.



Secret Level: The Candy Shop Backroom



Meatlocker Key:



The Candy Shop Backroom, Press M and if you have a "Meatlocker Key"

and have your way with another player. The rewards:



    50 Gems

    250,000 Experience Points

    1,000,000 Gold deposited to your Bank Account



Press M and "do yourself."  You PERVERT!!!! (Camf)



Enter your own name and get:



    1 Kid

    25 Charm

    250 gems

    1,000,000 in Experience points

    2,000,000 Gold in hand



Comment: Only seems to work with male players. Sexist? DOS LORD

always favored male players and the tradition continues in WT-LORD.

As Seth Able Robinson would remind you "Don't be caught wearing any

dresses." He also used to say "Goats are nice but don't have sex

with them."  Now works for female players. 



Main Menu Secret Level: Just a Toilet



Press U and enjoy the toilet!



If you have the "Scuba Gear" press D and get a "Heavenly Halo" to

barter away or save for the Evergreen Cemetery.



Press W and get the following response!



                You eye that Huge Hairy Floater and get an idea!



                           You unzip and whip it out!



               You sight in your target and release the trigger!



Rewards: Gems, Charm, Defense and Strength points. Amounts may depend

         on level!



Main Menu Secret weapon: Aids Virus:



If you have the "Aids Virus" Press D, password AIDS VIRUS and 

infect another player! It maybe possible that this could backfire on

you! The damage to the other player seems to be loss of Charm and

half of their gold.



Main Menu Secret level: The Tall Man



Ultimate level, Press D password LIFE and meet The Tall Man!

If you have a "Bible" (from the EverGreen Cemetery) and the

'Iron Lung' and "Key of the Dead" you can safely complete this level.

The rewards are great!



Main Menu Secret level: Doors of Madness



Press E and solve the 5 mazes. Only two have been activated for use.



Main Menu Random Event:



A RABID Miniature White Poodle will attack you! Most often it means

certain Death even with a Fairy. However, if you have a "Dog Leash"

that you had found, you will be safe. Unsure of rewards other than not

being killed.



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Trader Vic v1.0



Secret Level: The Poolroom



At Main Menu, press A Speak to Vic. At (Y/N) option press P for

the Poolroom. Password: MINNESOTA FATS meet the Biker Chick here!



Bonus: (MsKatie)



While in the Poolroom relax and press M take a toke and enjoy!

Press J and have some Jack Daniels Black Label.



Shoot some pool but beware of the Fat Man, he'll run the table and

you'll lose half of your gold on hand! 



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TwiLight Zone: v1.3, compiled 06/03/2002



Bonus: 3 extra forest fights just for pressing R at Entry Menu!



These all work at Main Menu:



Tell a Lie: Tell one and get 10,000 extra experience points.



Things to save for use in other IGMs:



Can of Beans used in The White House

Pic of Joe used in Lady Cara's Tea Parlor

Yellow Backpack used in Indian Joe's Horse Barn



Things to save and use in this IGM:



Alien Power Source

Book of the Dead

Bottle of Windex

Car Keys

Crystal Skull

DNA Sequencing

Elevator Key

Paper Towels

Phallic Symbol

Proton Tube

Pyramid Crystal

Security I.D.

Star Chart

Stolen Identity

Yellow Backpack



Things to save and use in this IGM that will sell for the price

of the last item sold or offered for sale. I'm sure there are

many more items besides these.



Bent Floppy Disk      Popular Mechanics   Propeller Hat



Main Menu Secret Level: Area 51



Press M password DREAMLAND



To get the real benefits of this level you'll be required to have a

valid "Security I.D." The rewards are great! Press L.



Want to get at another player for some revenge or show your nasty

side? Press E for "Eboli Virus" (found in Rue Morgue) and do some

real damage to that player!



Alien Phaser, press P and if you have the correct items you'll

Nuke a player! Unbelievable damage to the player, far worse damage

than from the "Eboli Virus" and "The Imhotep High Priest" combined.



Alien Phaser ingredients:



    Photon Tube

    DNA Sequencing

    Alien Power Source



Alien Phaser damage to other player:



    Charm is cut in half

    Strength - 400

    Defense - 400

    MaxHp - 225

    Gold in Hand cut in half

    Gold in Bank cut in half

    Changes their Sex

    Loses between 10 and 25 percent of their experience



Random Event: Glass Closet



No predicting when this event may occur but happens while

Looking for objects.



You need a "Bottle of Windex" and "Paper Towels", found in this IGM.



Reward:

  

    55 Strength

    60 Defense

    100,000 Experience Points



Random Event: Aroused Female Alien Hybrid



No predicting when this event may occur but happens while

looking for objects.



If you have the "Chrome Thing" from the Rue Morgue you will be

rewarded. Unsure of rewards. Most likely a kid.



Main Menu Secret Level: StarGate



Press S if you have a "Star Chart".



This could be your ULTIMATE goal! Many items are required to get at

all of the features of this level including a password for one option!



You'll find the Imhotep High Priest at this level. If you have the

"Book of the Dead" and a "Pyramid Crystal" he will attack another

player for you.



Damage to player:



    Cuts their Charm in Half

    Takes away 35 Strength Points

    Takes away 25 Defense Points

    Takes away 35 Max Hit Points

    Takes away half the Gold from their Bank Account

    Kills their Horse if they have one



A bit of caution should be exercised when visiting the Imhotep, if

you have a certain item in your possession he will bash your ass

instead of your victim's!



Bonus:



Press S Spend the night at Sarcophagus: Password: MUMMY (cyberdemo)



"Stolen I.D."? This is the place to use it! Press A and give a

player a new name!



Main Menu Secret Level: Fairyland



Press A password FAIRYLAND



You might even catch a Fairy here or learn other IGM secrets. 



If you have a "Magic Wand" from the Rue Morgue Press M and be

rewarded by the Fairies.



Main Menu Option: Elevator



You'll need an "Elevator Token" to use this one, no free rides!

Going "Down" can be very rewarding! Think about it!



New features with v1.1b4:



Main Menu Secret Level: Virtual Bank of Joe



Press J and use The Virtual Bank of Joe. Unlike most banks this one

is not insured. You could lose some of your savings here! Seems to be

safe enough. Here you can save Gems, Charm, Experience Points, Forest

Fights, and a Horse. There are limits on the amounts you can save

but this could be very helpful on days when you need a little

something extra to get to level 12.



Main Menu Secret Level: Disco



Press D and go to the Disco.



You'll need the "Duck" found in the Rue Morgue to get in.

A real fun and very rewarding Disco! Bring a "USED CONDOM" found in

the Evergreen Cemetery, don't disappoint the Fat Girl!



Visit the Bathroom but be careful, you never know who may break the

door down and violate you!



Main Menu Secret Level: Green Roadside Park



Press K if you have the "Car Keys" found in this IGM. Join in the

fun with Joe and Amy in their Toyota 4 Runner!



Rewards:



       250 Gems

       1,000,000 in Gold

       1,000,000 in Experience Points



Main Menu Bonus:



If you find the "Blue Skull" press B at main menu and get gold and

experience points.



Main Menu Secret Level: The Starship Enterprise



Press W at and Beam aboard the Enterprise, password TREK You can 

easily get a million experience points here and a half million or

more in gold.



While at this secret level you can safely press V (Venus Drug) once

and build up your character. Pressing more than once will damage your

character. Be careful, there are a few traps and if you press the

wrong keys you won't be too pleased at the results.



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Up Country Fishing: v1.7



The rewards of fishing are far greater by eating your catch rather

than selling it.



New with v1.7 at main menu press E and receive 5 extra casts!

Press U and get 1,000 experience points. Press U more than once

and you will get a sunburn, not good!



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